densityschild:

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

(via memewhore)

tltty:

when a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car

(via g-iggle)

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(via fuckyouimjosh)

the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn 

honey, you missed auburn big time

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via g-iggle)